Night show · 2026-10-10
A
A is for AFTERMATH
2–0
2 games · 6 goals
Finished +2. No plot, just a result.
They can watch the replay. You don't have to.
2–0 over 2 games. Nick 3 goals, Stew 3.

Rocket League · 2v2 desk
Combined · 164–122 · 57.3% · 286 matches · 2026-09-01 to 2026-10-10
Night show · 2026-10-10
A
A is for AFTERMATH
2–0
2 games · 6 goals
Finished +2. No plot, just a result.
They can watch the replay. You don't have to.
2–0 over 2 games. Nick 3 goals, Stew 3.
Poster
GLIZZY#
2026-10-10
A
A is for AFTERMATH
2–0
They can watch the replay. You don't have to.
2–0 over 2 games. Nick 3 goals, Stew 3.
Match of the night
Fattest win
6 goals
#286 · Nick 3 · Stew 3
Passenger of the night
Nobody
Nobody rode tonight. Suspicious.
Nick rode
159
Stew rode
63
Combined tally. Outscored, or a goose egg, and you rode. Forfeits don't count.
Latest kickoff
6–4
WIN#286 · S2 · 2026-10-10 · Nick 3G / 701 · Stew 3G / 609
Booth
Scoreline was 6–4. Tell them to sit the fuck down.
Win. 6 goddamn goals. The other lobby can eat shit.
Nick hat trick. Write that shit down. Stew still has more of them, so don't get cocky.
Stew hat trick. Of course he fucking did.
Creep goals, you bastards. Nick 2, Stew 0.
Streaks
A zero ends it. Forfeits are skipped. The current run can start in an earlier season. The best stays inside the one you're looking at.
| Stat | Nick now | Nick best | Stew now | Stew best |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | 1 | 14 | 9 | 47 |
| Assists | 4 | 11 | 1 | 5 |
| Saves | 3 | 9 | 6 | 11 |
| Shots | 14 | 56 | 226 | 226 |
Who's the problem · last 10
Last 10 games, this is 88% Nick's fault.